Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police
If everything goes to shit tomorrow, I don’t know what I’m going to do.
They cast a woman as the captain.– Robert Beltran in response to the question “What did Voyager do best?” (via radarsteddybear) Via [hot nonsense]
i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake
this is the realist shit on this website
many of the things wrong with the world can be summed up in this comment
how do people still find this joke funny?
Sandwich jokes are a product of men feeling intimidated by women who are smarter, stronger, or more successful than they are.
Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Prisoner of Azkaban, p 120
"Then you should know, Potter, that Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her favourite way of greeting a new class."
None of them has died yet
Via It's because it doesn't hurt
it’s just universally accepted that band geeks is the best episode of spongebob
Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on
This is the best episode, and I hated the sequel.